plz don't make me go

    • James: Will you go with me as my +1 to my brothers wedding?
    • Me: Yeah guess so
    • James: For starter would you like Ham hock potato cake with poached egg or Goats cheese tart?
    • Me: No.
    • James: I can ask for no egg?
    • Me: I don't like potato, or food. They're just gonna have to give me a slice of ham or something..
    • James: Whatever, dietary requirements
    • Me: No nuts, lactose, gluten, fructose... and another one but I can't remember. Also garlic and onion. And spice.. fried food, And chilli and anything else you can think of... Bee stings.